Q: What’s the opposite of a “meet cute？”

A: Meeting a handsome guy at the very moment you’re breaking out in hives all over your body。

The mysterious allergic reaction I have at the hockey game is terrifying。 But it’s just a little less terrifying when a big， strong equipment manager for the Brooklyn Bruisers saves the day。

That’s how I meet James “Jimbo” Carozza。 When I’m alone and frightened， he gets me the help I need， and delivers me safely to the emergency room。

Too bad I don’t even get his number…